foxesdontscareme:

this is so real

truenoodle:

“alas” is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

aigenderated:

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

soup-enthusiast:

funnytwittertweets:

pierroticism:

something about women with traditionally “male” titles like sir/prince/king/etc really does something to me.

plastiboo: